A boy and girl on date !

boy : i can do anything for u...
girl : can u die for me ?...
boy : yes !
girl : can u bring stars for me?
boy : yes
girl : can u delete ur face book account for me?
boy : Oo!!!!!!!!!!

Guest house

Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed.
Guest: I'll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.

MARRIED

​Wife and Husband

Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me ".
Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you ! "

Money