A guy was sitting in his chair when his wife smack him with a rolled up of newspaperHe looked at her and said,
- " What was that for?"
His wife replied, I found a note in your pants pocket that said
- "Loose saray on it."
The guy said,
- "Oh, that's not a girl, honey...that was the name of
the horse I bet on for the race."
The next day the guy's wife hits him in the head with frying pan.
When he wakes up he says,
- "What the hell was that for?"
His wife says,
- "Your horse called."
